but what if you ran over your favourite band member like josh ran over oprah
There was this teacher in high school who was very awkward and he told us he killed his cat accidentally by sitting on it. So for the rest of the year every time he sat down everyone would meow violently.
some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.